Schitt’s Creek just revealed the hilarious trailer for Moira Rose’s latest film, The Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening. Rose is Dr. Clara Mandrake in the third installment.
The fake trailer begins with flashes of images including spooky trees and squawking black crows. “There was a time when the crows were our friends,” the trailer is narrated before Mandrake struts on the screen in a white lab coat and short, black wig.
It’s not long before darkness hits and the crow-filled terror begins.
“That’s not an eclipse, Nathaniel. Those are birds,” Rose says as flocks of dark, loud crows fly through the air. Nathaniel is attacked as Rose screams at the sky and lightning strikes.
“The crows have eyes,” the narrator says. “And you better not look them in it.”
This 49-second trailer is exactly what we wanted it to be. Here’s to hoping Schitt’s Creek releases a full fake film following the season’s finale.
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